I got some new neighbors in Logan Square. I don’t know why they came or what they want but I don’t trust them. They’ve got to be from the middle east. I seen the wife wearing a turban thingy around to cover her face. I wish I could just up and move out but that’s a pretty complicated process but I know there is still a way to protect my family from those terrorists.

That’s what I need to do. I need to get a gun to protect my family. I’m not all that worried. They are probably very nice people but I once heard that statistics show that 85 -90 % of the people from the middle east are actually terrorists. That’s why I want to get a gun. I want to make sure my kids can grow up in a normal, safe neighborhood.

But right now I’m pretty broke and my credit is bad. But I looked online and found a way to get money instantly. It was fast cash in Chicago in something called a car title loan. Title loans in Chicago, IL turned out to be exactly what I was looking for. The application was easy to fill out and I got a call right away about it.

Now I can sleep at night, knowing that if I wake up with a terrorist over my head, I’m gonna shoot him to death.

Eric E

-Chicago, IL

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