The other day my friend Tony asked me to go the boxing gym with him. He told me I should get some gloves, handwraps, and some headgear. I found a set of gloves in my basement, and figured I could do without the headgear and handwraps. Tony thought it would be a great idea for me to do some sparring on my first day at the gym. He matched me up with a guy who looked like a crossbreed of the Incredible Hulk and a pitbull. I prayed for my life. I got into the ring and within 30 seconds, I was lying on the ground and the room was spinning. It was at that moment I really regretted not using headgear. I had a minor concussion and had to sit on a bench for about 2 hours before leaving the gym. My friend asked me why I didn’t bring headgear (like that would have saved me from the beast in the opposite corner). I told him that I didn’t have the cash on me to buy the gear. He told me I should go to Chicago Title Loans and get a car title loan for some extra cash. I took his advice and went to the loan store. I got some fast cash using my car title as collateral. They had the lowest rates of any place I looked. After I got my money, I went straight to the sporting goods store and bought some headgear. I also bought handwraps, a speed bag, a jump rope, a heavy bag, and an ice pacl (for my battered head).  I am going to train very hard to compete in a 5 round fight against the same guy that just knocked me out. Hopefully he spares me a few brain cells.

Mike Z.

Chicago, IL

By the way, Chicago is near Morton Grove, Bensenville, Orland Park, Lemont, and Downers Grove.

I got some new neighbors in Logan Square. I don’t know why they came or what they want but I don’t trust them. They’ve got to be from the middle east. I seen the wife wearing a turban thingy around to cover her face. I wish I could just up and move out but that’s a pretty complicated process but I know there is still a way to protect my family from those terrorists.

That’s what I need to do. I need to get a gun to protect my family. I’m not all that worried. They are probably very nice people but I once heard that statistics show that 85 -90 % of the people from the middle east are actually terrorists. That’s why I want to get a gun. I want to make sure my kids can grow up in a normal, safe neighborhood.

But right now I’m pretty broke and my credit is bad. But I looked online and found a way to get money instantly. It was fast cash in Chicago in something called a car title loan. Title loans in Chicago, IL turned out to be exactly what I was looking for. The application was easy to fill out and I got a call right away about it.

Now I can sleep at night, knowing that if I wake up with a terrorist over my head, I’m gonna shoot him to death.

Eric E

-Chicago, IL

I was out to dinner in downtown Chicago at the Cheesecake Factory when Joey got sick. His face turned red and it looked like he was trying to hold something in. I could tell there was something wrong before that because he hadn’t said a word on the ride over. That’s not like Joey. Normally I can’t get him to shut up. We hadn’t eaten a bite of food and something was wrong. He grabbed his stomach.

As a mom I knew I needed to take him out of there right away. I left my husband and our two other kids at the cheesecake factory while I headed down to Northwestern Memorial Hospital. When we got there Joey started throwing up blood all over. He ruined magazines and messed up the carpet. They took him in right away and he had to get his appendix removed.

My insurance wouldn’t cover it. It was something about how I had not preplanned it, etc. etc. I didn’t know what to do. I didn’t have the credit right now to pay off the bills. I looked into getting a car title loan and found out that car title loans in Chicago are easy to get and I can use the money however I need.

Now Joey is back to his normal self. I can’t get him to be quiet no matter what I do. Too bad he only had one appendix.

-Jen E.

Chicago, Illinois